"But you see, love isn't supposed to hurt. Not like that."

"Oh yeah, great idea. Maybe, while we're at it, we'll invite him over for dinner, have some tea, talk about the kids, too."


"Sure, I believe in love. I just never felt like attaining it ever. Which I find depressing."

"I'm doing this only because I don't know what else there is to do."

coolpng:

my dad has a folder on his computer named Cool Dad and it’s just pictures of himself

reshiham:

yifflord:

reshiham:

why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

because then it’ll be a foot

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screaming-towards-apotheosis:

sebadasstian-stan:

agentsofthenterprise:

so how about a movie starring Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt directed by Christopher Nolan naturally titled The Crisis 

THE CHRISIS

Coming out this Christmas

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plusdyspros:

accio-superwholock:

totheclotpole:

#TENNANT OUT BITCH

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fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope

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Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.

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Inspired by: (x)

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why did you come before this council today? was it to satisfy your emotional need to rebel? the only emotion i wish to convey is gratitude. thank you, ministers, for your consideration. 
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riseabovedefeat:

back when disney channel actually taught real life morals and did a good job of it

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smallpunk:

insects bug me

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Black Swan’s score was composed by Clint Mansell and conducted as a play on Tchiakovsky’s original theme. To come up with his eerie take on it, Mansell played it backwards. (This is also how John Lennon came up with “Because,” by having Yoko play the chords of “Moonlight Sonata” in reverse.) If the musical vibe of Black Swan is familiar to you, it’s because Mansell also did the memorably haunting score for Requiem for a Dream, as well as all of Aronofsky’s films. (source)

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