"But you see, love isn't supposed to hurt. Not like that."

"Oh yeah, great idea. Maybe, while we're at it, we'll invite him over for dinner, have some tea, talk about the kids, too."


"Sure, I believe in love. I just never felt like attaining it ever. Which I find depressing."

"I'm doing this only because I don't know what else there is to do."
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tonystarking:

THE MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE SO FAR (2008-2014) - for thored

Features Films + One-Shots

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zirastiel:

*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*

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theodorepython:

rameninblack:

something is seriously wrong with these icons like

the designs make 0 sense they are not indicative of their function (with the exception of text, link and video) 

the icons for link and chat are virtually identical 

the icon for text is noticeably smaller looking and feels off-centered compared to the other icons

did tumblr do this as a joke? did someone make a mistake? i’m genuinely curious because these icons are incredibly ineffective and poorly designed

They changed them back in less than 10 minutes but please let this post live forever as a testament to the staff’s poor decision.

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lucidliebestod:

nerdismee:

The forbidden love amongst the skeleton war.

Two sides, both alike in anatomy,
In fair Walmart, where we lay our scene.

DO YOU BITE YOUR DISTAL PHALANGES AT US SIR

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givemeinternet:

Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?

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manaphy:

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*refreshes*

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*refreshes*

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zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

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furaitsu:

sigh i love this pom

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dragon-in-a-fez:

a 100% accurate map of north america as drawn by a canadian

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