my dad has a folder on his computer named Cool Dad and it’s just pictures of himself
why cant your nose be 12 inches long?
because then it’ll be a foot
so how about a movie starring Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt directed by Christopher Nolan naturally titled The Crisis
Coming out this Christmas
#TENNANT OUT BITCH
I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful
Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope
Why is it always Norway
Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.
why did you come before this council today? was it to satisfy your emotional need to rebel? the only emotion i wish to convey is gratitude. thank you, ministers, for your consideration.
back when disney channel actually taught real life morals and did a good job of it
Black Swan’s score was composed by Clint Mansell and conducted as a play on Tchiakovsky’s original theme. To come up with his eerie take on it, Mansell played it backwards. (This is also how John Lennon came up with “Because,” by having Yoko play the chords of “Moonlight Sonata” in reverse.) If the musical vibe of Black Swan is familiar to you, it’s because Mansell also did the memorably haunting score for Requiem for a Dream, as well as all of Aronofsky’s films. (source)