"But you see, love isn't supposed to hurt. Not like that."

"Oh yeah, great idea. Maybe, while we're at it, we'll invite him over for dinner, have some tea, talk about the kids, too."


"Sure, I believe in love. I just never felt like attaining it ever. Which I find depressing."

"I'm doing this only because I don't know what else there is to do."

ccartimandua:

lucithor:

being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass

according to my history professor this is actually a huge contributing factor to the popularity of olive oil in Ancient Greece

slenclerman:

steampoweredgrapefruit:

slenclerman:

its illegal to be cuter than me

We’re all going to jail then

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alligator-tears-run-over-you:

carlboygenius:

Rainbows: with Tornado & Lightning

The gays are angry

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growley:

sweetlikecinnamon5:

 

It’s a shit tattoo either way

a least it’s not as bad as that monstrosity you call a face

bootsi:

I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles

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diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

therainbowgorilla:

visambros:

tiredestprincess:

zamotdredhart:

tiredestprincess:

i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

that’s….really sweet… omfg

This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week

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cdlafere:

Sherlock : Cheers!!! John!
John : *what’s this…?*

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